Tagged by Cookie (Evil Wretch)

I have lots of serious, heart-rending and wrenching things to write about and think about. But denial works so well for Mr. Foilwoman, so I'll try a little bit of it here. Cookie tagged me, and I can't ignore that, can I? He's my Supercookie. So here goes:

7 things I plan to do before I die:
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1. Lock Innana in a closet with Sean Bean.
2. Read A La Recherche du Temps Perdu in its entirety. In French.
3. Learn to play jazz and blues on the guitar.
4. See the Foilkid and the Foilbaby graduate from college (and if they wish to, but only if they wish to, and to someone I have prescreened and submitted to rigorous testing and vetting, marry).
5. Visit New Zealand and Australia
6. Be able to land a single revolution jump on ice again.
7. Hike in the Andes.

7 things I cannot do:
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1. Make my husband happy or sane.
2. Make my government competent.
3. Life anything very heavy since all the abdominal surgery.
4. Dance the merengue.
5. Speak Russian.
6. Have another child.
7. Make my other little older sister not be in physical pain everyday.

7 things that attract me to the same (or opposite) sex:
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1. Their existence (trying to be honest here). Okay, a pulse, respiration, and cerebral functioning are good too.
2. Intelligence.
3. Nice smell
4. Eyes
5. Hands
6. Ability to be silly and not take oneself too seriously
7. Demonstrated attraction to me

7 things that I say most often:
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1. Spit it out.
2. When you're a mother, you can be mean.
3. That's a good puppy-duppy. Who's a good boy?
4. Flying baby! Flying baby! Gaahhh! Who's Mommy's big girl?????
5. Yes, you can buy me lunch.
6. [Innana's real name, which mere mortals are forbidden to speak], is he absolutely batshit insane??? WTF is wrong with him?????
7. Could you stand to the right please? I actually want to catch a train, odd as it may seem, since this is, indeed, a Metrorail station. . . . What do you mean, there's no need to be snippy? Of course there is? I've got the retardo family in front of me, I'm late for work, I get paid by the hour, and YOU ARE BLOCKING MY WAY. So move.

7 celebrity crushes:
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1. Alan Rickman
2. Keanu Reeves (Yup. A guilty pleasure. Especially from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey).
3. King Juan Carlos of Spain (hey, how many men can say they single handedly saved democracy?)
4. Jeff Goldblum
5. Andy Garcia
6. Scott Stevens
7. Djimon Honsou

7 people I want to do this
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1. Wordwhiz
2. Champurrado
3. De-ID man
4. My Eminence, Pope Benedict XVI
5. Bronze John
6. Delta Diva
7. The Useless Men (all of them)